Monday, July 28, 2008

Wut Makez a Geeniazzzz

When great qualities conspire, a wonderful but odd entity is created. They are called geniuses. Now what is a genius, or rather, what makes a genius? Here's my opinion...

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  1. Geniuses have great minds. They have principles, they have something to say... they never run out of ideas and points of view.
  2. Geniuses can be strange in some ways but sociable as well. They have qualities that stand out, qualities that aren't present in every normal human being. They have ideas that are considered odd to other people but they have a life. They have friends, they have acquaintances. They still are normal folks.
  3. Geniuses aren't selfish beings.
  4. Geniuses do not seek honor, nor do they seek respect. They are contented in just living and enjoying their lives.
  5. Geniuses are critics. They give honest remarks. But their compliments are sweet enough to rot a set of teeth.
  6. Geniuses know their limitations. They do not overwork themselves to oblivion.
  7. Geniuses have weaknesses but they strive to work on those.
  8. Geniuses make use of what they have.
  9. Geniuses look on the bright side of life. Even in the crappiest day, they manage to see the benefits of it in their lives.
  10. Geniuses know that they can't do everything on their own so they ask for help... and tons of it.
  11. Geniuses know that their brilliant minds aren't enough to survive so they study.
  12. Geniuses learn from their mistakes.
  13. Geniuses gain and share knowledge.
  14. Geniuses plan but they never stick to those plans.
  15. Geniuses are organized in their own way. It varies on the field they show this.
  16. Geniuses are hard to get at times. Some simply cannot grasp their ideas.
  17. Geniuses do not give a crap about being called weird. They enjoy their diversity and continue doing the things they do.
And the genius is...

ME!

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That wasn't very convincing, was it?

You say I'm a strange fella, You say you do not understand the reason why I'm odd. I say, oddity is a power, a gift from above. Sweetie, I'm a genius, of course, you wouldn't understand.

-Elle

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Inuhveishen

I have tons of free time on my hands... well... that's a lie but despite my busy ways, I still got time to think about things that I am not supposed to think about like...

The Spypop

I know... weird. Well, since it's examination week and I loooove eating lollipops, I thought of it. Why I did, because Physics is driving me off the wall. But I didn't really do this... I just imagined it.

Now, what is a spypop? I am going to pretend that I am a highly scientific person and fill you in with technical garbage… A spypop is a confectionery consisting of “bud thinkers” that can trigger your mind to remember the answers in your exams. It comes with various flavors like:

  • Citrus-y History
  • Strawberry Physics
  • Melon Math
  • Cherry Chemistry (My personal favorite)

Okay… maybe that wasn’t so technical, but hey, I tried! So buy your spypops now! Available in your local stores.

warning: such things do not exist

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Pre-DICK-shen

Any of you folks heard of the rumors about an earthquake on July 18? An earthquake that'll kill tons of Filipinos? Well, obviously, that isn't true. Seeing that I'm still alive and kickin', it's evident that no strong earthquakes occurred on the said date. Who the hell "predicted" that so-called disaster?

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Phlsphy

You guys ever heard of criminals brutally killing people just 'cuz they find satisfaction in doing so? You know, those who dismember body parts and such 'cuz they find it amusing? No, seriously... they don't have anything against the person but s/he just happened to be the victim so... too bad. Ever wondered why they are being compared to monsters? I don't believe that they should be compared to such creatures 'cuz...

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monsters deserve a better reputation

why am I saying this? Because it's true. Monsters... they kill humans because they are not humans. They don't give two craps about us. They kill us 'cuz it is their nature. And even if monsters kill their own kind, I don't see any problem with that 'cuz they're monsters, for pete's sake, again, it's their nature. And monsters... notice that they only kill the one that crossed them?
It is entirely different for us, humans. Now, is it our nature to kill our fellow men to gain satisfaction? I highly doubt that. So why are they brutally killing other humans for the simple "joy" of it? See. In conclusion to that, humans who slay other humans don't even deserve the title "monster". Now, what should we call those kind of people?

Hmmm... according to Socrates they are...

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Ignorant.

lolz!!! That soooo didn't came from me... Socrates, the dead philosopher said so. Honestly, I don't blame him... I mean, even barbarians have some morals!

And according to psychologists they are...

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psychopaths

Lolz! That didn't came from me! I do take the psychologists' word for it, though.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Piz ov Advyz...

Piece of advice people:

Never call anyone useless (Even though you think they are 'cuz you don't know if they really are useless.) It's like saying that one's existence is pointless. It really is painful to hear.

Something for us all to think about. Lolz.