Ze Fud Biz...

Common fast food scenario in the Philippines:

When there's Mc Donald's, there's Jollibee across the street and vice versa.

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Talk about a tight competition... lolz... :D

Tnk u 4 Nawt Ctng

A perfect example of turning negative things into something positive. I mean, you guys saw those things written in furniture stores, right? It's usually in the "couch section" Or whatever the hell you call that. Well, anyway, the typical thing that people write is:

"Please don't sit here."

I don't know why but I salute the folks who write this instead:

"Thank you for not sitting."

That sounds more positive. I don't know but I heard someone said that one should turn the don'ts into something more positive 'cuz don'ts sound so restricting. It means that instead of saying "Don't do evil things" you say, "Only do good things" instead. Are you gettin' me? So I really think the thanks for not sitting thing is a good sign.

(I know, I'm weird... I'm writing about a sign.)

Frday teh 13th

Today is Friday the 13th! What's so special about it? Nothing. It's full of crap. So far, nothing "unfortunate" happened to me. Just goes to show that such superstitions are not (note emphasis on the word not) true.

I mean, where did the people derived this superstition from? Well, actually, I know a few things about it but the details are just sooooo boring to discuss so I'd rather not. All I know is that it's not as interesting as our friends' Friday the 13th experiences. Lolz...

Tehm Afreekan Lawyurz Skam...

Ever got those annoying e-mails about an African lawyer offering you money because his/her client just died in a plane crash without a so-called kin? Well, I got tons of that. Do the morons who send it actually think that people will fall for such a dumbass trick? I mean, if you still fall for that trick, it could either mean you're soooo desperate for mullah or you're just some scrooge who wants more money. Dunno... those are valid reasons. lolz.

Two more things:

1. How come there's always a plane crash involved?
2. How come those always claim to have come from Africa?

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Stupid scams...

Blstd Zuts

You know those guys who kept on saying that someday, the world will be overrun by cockroaches? Well, judging by the number of those blasted things in our place, I'm starting to think that they may be right.

Urlee Smptms ov Mnhud 'n Wmnhd... ze Bad Knd

Observing my younger sister and her best friend (a boy) play, I see the battle of dominance taking place. Both want it their way, both want to be first, and both want to be better. Talk about competitive. Also, my sister kept on nagging him about how he should just stop playing video games once in a while and actually start playin' wit' her... (sounds familiar, ladies?) but her friend kept his eyes on the prize... finishing level whatever it is. The last time they played, she hid her video game somewhere so that he'd play with her instead of the game. They both ended up playin' with the computer instead, as a prize of winning some silly game I set up for them, arguing about who'll go first. Of course both want to be first, and they ended up fighting for dominance over my P.C. (note the emphasis on the word my... lolz) Well, anyway, it took all day... they were all friends five seconds ago then the worst of enemies afterwards... resorting to inflicting physical harm towards one another (which was probably worst thing they had ever done to each other) then making up after minutes of restless crying, whining, and apologizing (afraid that they'll stop being friends which led to more crying on his part 'cuz she won't forgive. And oh yeah, he's at our place)

Those actions are seemingly childish because of the situation but looking at things it's no less different than a man and a woman competing for a job opportunity, a wife or a girlfriend trying to convince her man to pay attention to her instead of his hobbies (and he never stops), a man and a woman who are not able to compromise end up arguing, or worse, resorting to physical harm. Unforgiving actions towards one another (which also involves pointing fingers and such). This is really what's going on. Those childish actions show the earlier symptoms of unhealthy male and female relationship. Or maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this isn't the early signs of maturity... some men and women of today just didn't mature and their actions are that of a child's. Personally, I'll go for the latter theory.

Eat'n cndy wit' teh prk n' bns...

Have you guys heard about Weezer's latest single, Pork and Beans? It has one hell of a music vid! Watched in on YouTube last night and loved it. It featured the YouTube resident faces such as Ms. South Carolina, Chris Crocker, etc. It says so much about diversity and they're right! Why the hell should we care!?! For all I know, we all have our odd habits that people would probably laugh at if they knew. We can eat our candy wit' the pork and beans if we wish to do so! lolz! And I have to say, the video fits perfectly. And I get this... 'cuz I'm weird! And I don't give a crap! lolz! In my opinion, this song owns!!! I am so buyin' that album! *earns*

Lke Chmps 'n ze Empre Ste Bldg.

I had a conversation wit' one of my guy friends last night about what he read... I think it's titled "28 things most girls don't know" Said it was pretty accurate... at least for him. It seems rather interesting so I read it. One particular statement got me...

"Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused."

Said that it is so true... since they think alike, there isn't really much help. No other opinions to consider. So they ask the opposite sex. Now I get it! No wonder some of my guy friends ask me for opinions (thought they just ran out of people to talk to.)... *shrugs* wonder if my ops. actually helped.

Teh Wpnry biz...

The weaponry business. Who the hell would buy those fancy war weapons? I mean, such things cannot be used for self-defense... we have pepper spray and stun guns for that. You can't bomb an effin' mugger, otherwise your town would be blown to bits... including you. So why are there such things?

That's easy! Because there are wars!

Or maybe... this goes the other way around. Perhaps there are wars because there exists the weaponry business. At least that's what the elders say... hmmm... the latter sounds so true though. lolz... your pick.